This article cracks me up. I won't post the whole thing, but here's a little:
The other day, I was talking to a friend. She mentioned that she’d stopped taking the birth control pill and was concerned because she hadn’t become pregnant. She’s not exactly in what I would call a stable, nurturing relationship, so I had to ask the question, “You want to get pregnant because?”
She answered, “Because I want something that loves me. I just want to feel loved.”
“Oh, a baby won’t do that,” I said. “If you want to feel loved, get a dog.”
Seriously.
I can think of a lot of things a baby can make you feel. They include:Inadequate
Overwhelmed
Frustrated
Scared
Pissed off
Incompetent
Bored
Out of your mind
Love? No, love is definitely not on the list. You have a baby because you have spare love to give. You don’t have a baby because you need to get love in return. No, in return for the love you shower upon your child, you will get:
Whining
Crying
Hitting
Biting
All of your favorite things destroyed
A high-pitched voice that screams, “You are the meanest mommy in the world!”
There's more, and it's funny.
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